The No-Money Ranger is the song that is used for Reiji Oyama's stage in Power Instinct Matrimelee and Shin Goketsuji Ichizoku: Bonnou no Kaihou which is sung by Hayato Muichimon. It is a parody of sentai.
Lyrics
| Nagai fukeiki, DAN DA DAN!! (DAN DA DAN) | In a deep recession... DAN DA DAN!! (DAN DA DAN) |
| Totsuzen risutora, GAN GA GAN!! (GAN GA GAN) | Suddenly laid off... GAN GA GAN!! (GAN GA GAN) |
| Suzume no nami da no taishokukin de kono seikatsu dekiru no ka | How the hell am I supposed to live on this pittance of a severance pay?! |
| Kyou mo kayouze baagen seiru | Today I'm at the bargain sale again, |
| Deru ka hissatsu shitsugyou hoken | Can I pull off my super power unemployment insurance? |
| Okane nai kedo, shakkin aru zou!! (Dame jaan!) | I ain't got no money of my own, but I do have cash from loans!! (What? That's no good!) |
| Haraenu roun o kaesu tame ni | In order to pay back my growing debts |
| Kazoku no heiwa o mamoru tame ni | In order to protect my family's peace of mind |
| Ikuzou! (Ou!) Warera no (Yaa!) | Here I go! (Ohh!) Our very own... (Yaay!) |
| Bimbo Ningen Kanenaijaa!! | No-Money Ranger!! |
| (Kanenaijaa Muichimon Hayato wa bimbo ningen de aru. Aku no kigyou senryaku risutora ni yotte bimbo ni sareta kare wa, sarakin kara kazoku o mamoru tame ni kyou mo tatakau no da.) | (The No-Money Ranger, Hayato Muichimon, is a very poor man. Made poor by the efforts of an evil company and their restructuring strategy, he fights for the peace of mind of his family, using the power of high interest loans.) |